Pig Shag Band Meanings Another Farmer Joke. Do You Think It Is Funny?

Another farmer joke. Do you think it is funny? - pig shag band meanings

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to replicate them for ham, bacon, etc. ... After several weeks, he recognizes that there are no pigs pregnant and asks advice of a veterinarian for advice. The vet said that the farmer should try artificial insemination. The farmer has no idea what that means, but do not want to show his ignorance, only asks the vet how he know when the pigs are pregnant.

The vet told him to stop standing around and instead lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant.

The farmer hangs up and there are some considerations. He concluded that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs. Thus, the pig will load in the truck, carried out in the woods, has sex with them all, and goes to bed.

The next morning he wakes up and is based on pigs. Since they are all still, he concludes that the first attempt failed, and again the load on the truck. They are taken in the forest by pigs met twice for good measure,and go back to bed.

The next morning he wakes up the pigs, always to be found. Another attempt, he says, and goes to load them and into the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and when returning home, falls slightly on the bed.

The next morning, he can not even get out of bed to see pigs. He asked his wife to look and say, if the pigs were lying in the mud.

"No," she said, "are all in the truck and one of them is the hooter horn."